'Give me time'

Sat in the hall waiting for Mum to bring me my breakfast - I have my human well-trained, you see. Of course, this began because Tabitha would continuously stick her head in my food bowl and eat my food.

Well, Mum was obviously having one of her stern moments as she ordered me into the kitchen to eat with Tabitha - so I remained rooted to the spot and stared at her eye to eye. Unfortunately she won and began bum-nudging me into the kitchen. I decided on this occasion to let Mum have her own way - but I did have my say 'Miaooow'.

Then I decided to pop out in the rain. My Mum huffed as I sat thinking beforehand and when she gave me a bum-nudge I grumbled all the way out of the door, even to curse the weather....

Bah. Will now disappear for ages to worry Mum.

'Kick my arse, why don't you!'

Rain again! Got a tap up the bum this morning by Mum in a bid to get me outside. Believe me, I soon gave her a whacking with my paw!! I do things in my time and hadn't quite decided if I wanted to step out in heavy rain.

Getting the Wind Up Me

January 10
Sat by the open door unsure whether to nip outside and get wet and blown up the arse, or stay in the warm. When Mum pushed me up the bum, I miaowed back pretty sharpish - I don't like to be pushed when making important decisions.

Darted very quickly beneath my hidey bush and sat there - got very wet still, not good. Eventually Mum called me in and about bloody time, I say. Tabitha jumped all over me so I warned her off with a hiss. Am simply not in a good mood. I planned an entire leisurely day outside.

Damn weather always ruins my plans.