Ways to ensure I'm not left behind ..

Plan 1:
Dad was loading boxes into the car boot. I jumped in pretty sharpish and hid, I can tell.

Why Plan 1 failed:
Must remember to hide my big fluffy tail from view.

Plan 2:
Nipped into the garage and sat on top of a stack of boxes. Absolutely refused to budge.

Why Plan 2 failed:
Am light enough to be picked up and removed. Bah.

Plan 3:
Sat beneath the car beside the wheel in protest.

Why Plan 3 failed:
Damn well left my big fluffy tail on view again. Got dragged out by the scruff of my neck. Is their no dignity left?

PJ the Stray Cat

You know, PJ is making himself rather at home - OK, so he is gonna live with us.... Oh, something about not having a mummy. Better not think he can have mine.
I went off to my basket and mum popped in to fuss me - well, I was so angry I swiped her - and got told off. I don't like to upset Mum but did continue with my angry stare at her.

OK, so yesterday I promised I would be a good cat ...

Damn me if Mum didn't go in and fuss PJ - who laid on my Mum's bed!! Well, I was sooo angry and grumped so Mum could hear.

Did calm down though. Thought better apologise so nipped into the lounge for a purr and snuggle with Mum. Mum seemed happy so I buggered off ..

Get Up!

Harrumph, had to sodding get Mum up yesterday. 7 o/c a.m. and she was still in bed !!!! I sat on the bed, tapped her face with my paw and she eventually got the hint. Honestly.

Hmm, obviously Mum did take the hint because she was out the bed at 6 this morning giving me breakfast.

Went outside a happy cat.

Super Pants

This is my Human Dad. Aren't they strange - have you seen these pants?

I must say, I quite like this human. He understands my moods. One of those man-to-man things. I use to keep jumping on the last two Humans. What obsenities from them!! Hee, hee ... Soon got rid of them though.

Would like Mum to keep this one.

The Human Conspiracy

March 1st

All humans conspire against me. Two Humans found and returned a collar each. I cunningly managed to lose another yesterday.

Humans will not win.