February 25Dad let me out very early this morning then two hours later I heard Mum calling me in for breakfast . Naturally I ignored her because it was well before my curfew.
Eventually I popped back for breakfast. Damn me if Tabitha didn't creep up behind me and sniff my bum. I jumped up in the air in complete shock, spun round and whacked her. Honestly.
Decided to nip back outside but let Tabitha go first. Well. it's polite. She hurried off to the front garden - so I nipped off round the back. Bugger me if she didn't notice and come after me.
Bloody women (see picture). Can a man not get any peace.
2 comments:
The answer is no. A man can not get any peace. Tell your cat sorry for me.
I often ask my human Mom the same question as she is always seeking me out for endless cuddling and kisses. I try to tell her these things happen only on MY terms but she just doesn't get the hint, the dope.
Theodore
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